Charmin, I'm sure

That last entry was a streaker with toilet paper on his shoes (his only clothing, picky) trailing like 60 extra-special miles behind him. Sorry about that.

==My Pick-up Line for 2003, Even Though I Think I Told A Friend About It Last Year, And I've Never Picked Up On Someone==

"Wanna make out with my breakout?"

(note: don't think that I have anything less than a dreamy complexion 24/7; a vat of pure expensive raspberry yogurt and angel feathers, ok? you should also not "infer" that I could spend in excess of $82 for a face salve that has grapeseed and actual emu oil to remedy what one might describe as just like 2 invisible blemishes behind my earlobe and in buying this salve maybe not be able to buy any food for one week. Sure, ever-waif Natalie Portman tried it and my ex-boyfriend thinks she's "so, so damn hot, holy god" but I don't care. I don't.)

fell on 2003-01-29 at 5:04 p.m.

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