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A few common birthday cards, explained:


oops

(TRANSLATION: "We're not really friends. I didn't even know it was your birthday until you dropped a hint bomb casually brought it up...but since I might need a ride to the airport one day, I found this.")


pee

(TRANSLATION: "This is from a gas station that smells like cow pee. The rack was by the Barely Legals. Did you know that BL, Inc. publishes 7 different bi-monthly titles? Someone told me that.")


daddd

(TRANSLATION: "All dad birthday cards are about getting fat, balding, forgetting stuff, or golf. I thought this = least offensive, plus you still pay my car insurance, so...")


olde

(TRANSLATION: "This has been in my desk drawer since 1988.")

fell on 2005-11-26 at 9:47 a.m.

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