hi, brow
Last week, I checked in at an excellent local museum in order to put a Sunkist sticker on an orange in their famous Rousseau see the art and be a patron citizen denizen. I must have been wearing the savant elbow patches on my corduroy blazer, because upon arrival a docent whose breath had the tang of windshield wiper fluid asked if I wanted to help judge the "special competition" (actually, he pronounced it "spatial crumpet fission"). I was given a Del Taco receipt to write all comments and results on; they're reproduced below:
*Best Menacing Eye Contact*
David Slaying Goliath by Peter Paul Rubens, c. 1616. I think I know how this one ends?
*Best 'Tocks at the N.S.*
= TIE! A dead-heat between the ripe-and-rounded French 'tocks and the molto caldo Italian devil 'tocks. Euros do good ass.
*The Very Worst Most Terrible Painting In The Collection*
The Star by Edgar Degas, c. 1878. Yes, I love ballerinas. No, I don't know why her foreshortened leg looks like an old man's waterlogged finger, or why she's falling forward into the grey void that makes up 2/3 of the painting. In my dancing days, I got so many Degas mousepads/commemorative steins that I burned out on his whorey, blousey Parisian footlight thumpers pretty early-on. This painting is the "star" of the Suck Reel.
fell on 2005-06-20 at 11:23 p.m.
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