diss like

Things I don't care for and/or don't get the hype about:

-Tom Robbins
-San Diego
-white socks (on me -- I don't secretly hate on white socks wearers, and in fact, white anklets are killerdiller on girls)
-frozen peas (perma-frost)
-Martin Mull
-the moon face in the opening credits of "The Honeymooners" (so neat, but it gives me the creeps)
-Keds (they're pointless)
-Jamba Juice and Coldstone Creamery (let down, hanging around)
-when people say things like, "I want to buy that hot new lady carpenter at work some nails...'nail' being the operative word." The operative-word cliche is non-operative.

Things I care for/get the hype about:

-how nuns have amazing skin
-Dads holding soda cups (this almost goes into a fetish)
-Lady in White 4-Ever
-when kids ride in the shopping cart in the shelf area near the pusher-handle (great), and also underneath where you put 12-packs (fantastic)
-Rorschach (that this = a legit, historied cornerstone of the diagnostic psychological sciences is either insane, or magical, or both)
-when someone loans you something and you wind up really loving it and then they forget they gave it to you in the first place

fell on 2005-01-06 at 12:18 a.m.

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