babyunmaker

My tolerance for birth canal gold has been low-to-no recently. Every snapshot I see of a newdborn makes me think about asteroids and baked potato(e)s, and how if I get impregnated one day, the announcement will just have a huge, glossy picture of an asteroid and/or baked potato with the caption !!SO PREGGO!! underneath. One of my best girls is up-in-the-gut with twins and ripening nicely this month...she's excluded from my harsh barge, and this is because she is Love.

Another babybit = I was thinking about how people assign human feelings/motivations to animals, and we call this phenom anthropomorphism. Likewise, with little babes who are probably doing no more than thinking ---..-.-..-. and eating drugstore receipts...well, adults are always in full-coo saying stuff like "Oh, marvelous Schopenhauer!", and this is something like Pamperpomorphism. Hey there, Laffy Taffy Joke #infinity. Also, quit (everybody) putting your baby in the sink! I defrost my french bread pizzas in there, scientists.

fell on 2004-12-20 at 9:48 p.m.

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