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I am seriously headed for/only professionally qualified to be one of these two things:

Intern for the Creative Director of the Chickens, Monsters and Little Brothers Joke Department at Laffy Taffy, Inc. (Maybe I'd at least get a nice, fun job title like "Junior Taffyface-in-Training" or something.)

Copy Assistant to the Editor, Highlights for Kids Magazine. (I'd erase all the trace marks/coloring outside the lines from the drawings of panda bears the 8 year olds send in to get published in "Our Pages.")

Fuuuuudge.

fell on 2003-04-08 at 6:38 p.m.

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