magic white skyball eating little darkie skyball big-time!

Lunar eclipse night, and these real headlines are eclipsing my brain with laffs:

- Astronomers take vision to the limit - BBC (May 15, 2003)

- Moon takes stage in a ballet with Earth's shadow tonight - USA TODAY/Yahoo! News (May 15, 2003)

- All the Sky's a Stage for a Lunar Lollapalooza - USA Today (May 15, 2003)

May I also suggest:

- Moon Applies Healing Antioxidant Mud Masque to Reduce Unsightly Craters, Crags.

- God's Magic Straw Blocked by Spitball! All Life to End, Probably.

- Simoon and Garfearthkle Play "Starsborough Fair" in Cosmos Concert Extravaganza!

fell on 2003-05-15 at 9:31 p.m.

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