this is not homework, this is lifework

Quote on the teacher's desk calendar on some lady's desk that I'm typing from in a room I broke into:

Politically Correct High School! You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

What the bandeau-style tattoo across my chest says: (see above)

What I wish it said: TATER TOT

Who you should tell: no one

fell on 2002-09-09 at 4:28 p.m.

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