betyou

The things I'd bet $5 on:

-at High Times magazine, every three or four weeks or so, they vote for (H)employee of the Month.

-each day, people refer to Sting as "tantric." Most of them say the word and quickly think of Sting having sex standing on his head...probably on a yoga mat. The rest don't know what tantric means, but they're like "fuck it...it has something to do with crazy-good sex."

I know it's a short list -- it's a weird betting economy and all. By weird, I mean it has sex standing on its head.

CONFESSION/ADDENDUM (added 4 minutes after the above): I was going to have something darling about daschunds being embarrassed about the way they look, at least a little, but who knows if they are?...it's just not a safe bet at all. And it's dumb. Or lamers. Or both!

fell on 2002-09-03 at 1:34 a.m.

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