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If you go to the L.A. Zoo and pay $2 for a custom-made toy animal that a mechanical box pops out after injecting a syringe of molten plastic into a metal shell (blue kangaroo, pink giraffe) save the cuddles because they are very, very hot and will peel the skin right off your lips, banana-style.

fell on 2001-06-16 at 11:10 p.m.

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