hosiery nosey

Me: You have all white socks. What do you wear when you have to dress up?

Him: White socks. But I did have a different pair that I got from an old man I worked at a bookstore with.

M: Ermree? (was eating -- trying to do this verbatimish)

H: Really. They had the Venus De Milo on them. His daughter got them as a gift, and he knew he'd never wear them.

M: Wait. Could you actually see the Venuses on the socks? You could tell it was her?

H: Yes. Totally.

M: (impressed) Those must have had a really high thread-count.

Only the golden moments. Rrrrrrrrrrrrasputin. Maybe I should re-commit to that Goth Babe of the Week project.

fell on 2001-05-31 at 3:18 p.m.

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