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Am trying to be more noizy. For as much as I love talking the bluest streak and rat-a-tatting my silver spoons against any old wall, I was told that I've been "phantom quiet" for over a week. Well, maybe I was just listening to the baby crickets telling secrets, is all.

Here's my progress for this very day:

* Squoze the crinkly package of Foster Farms lunch meat. Noize Factor = 2.0 (good start!)

* Opened the front door and sighed (deeply) at the kid who slams on his bike brakes + whistles for Mitchell upstairs. NF = 1.0 (I should have scolded, def.)

* Practiced my great new stomping dance to Erasure's lung-ripping anthem "Drama!" + yelled the part where it revs up to 'We are guiltyyy (GUILTY!)' while also pointing out the window (?). NF = 4.1 for the shouts, -.8 for the pointing

ADDENDUM: It's pointless to be a noizemaker when I have my old nutburger neighbor (saves every Pennysaver) throwing a tarp over the garbage piles in his front yard at 1AM. And bumbums kicking our garbage cans 'round the street at 3AM. AND a midnight mockingbird (poor, confused featherbrain). Am re-shushing, stat.

fell on 2006-11-15 at 8:44 a.m.

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