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I can't maintain enough interest in internettle news headlines to finish reading them (no, not even the article...just the headline). My eyes poop out after the first couple of word hurdles, so I learn:

Constitution Deadline
Skeptics Doubt
U.S. Motorcycle

...which leads to crystalline realizations like, "Someone better finish that thing so kids can have accurate book reports." or, "Does Uncle Sam wear a stars 'n' stripes helmet? Does the chin strap accommodate his beard?" Then I laugh a little, sigh and pass out at my desk with my face on a plate of baby carrots.

ADDENDUM 8/10: ...I walked around all day yesterday with my pants unzzzipped.

fell on 2005-08-09 at 11:41 a.m.

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