habit trail, pt. 2

→ Getting things stuck in zippers, like my pen + pantspocket zipper (on my parachute pants). And the tassel on my makeup bag + purse zipper, and my thumb + wallet zipper.

→ Cleaning my teeth with my soda pop straw.

→ Staring at people's girlfriends until they get uncomfortable and whisper to their boyfriends.

→ Wanting to hug any Happy Grandparent, esp. if they have a holey sweater, or a sweatshirt featuring kittens, elves (seasonal), a basket of penguins, etc.

→ Being hi-larious with every retail attendant. �I need every waiter/waitress to want to adopt me?

→ I put my hands on my butt a lot. I used to do this accidentally allthetime while teaching, but later broke the vicious cycle by holding a water bottle and a pen in my hands for the whole class.

fell on 2005-05-17 at 8:38 p.m.

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