death in aisle 5

1) Area grocery stores renamed in my head when I drive by:

Bristol Farms = Pistol Farms
Wild Oats = Wild Scrotes
Pavilions = Pavey Lawns

2) Celebrity tragedy mulled over all of the time (near-daily basis):

The terrible misfortune of the
Taylor* Siblings**

(*) Is the random gene-luck of such lovely sisters somehow out of God's hands/cause for wrath? They = a harvest of beauty, for sure.

(**) My high school friend Dominic had a joke:
Q: What will you be doing in 5 years?
A: Krissy Taylor.

3) Worst thing to drop in the kitchen:
Mayo (may-oh-no)

fell on 2005-01-14 at 5:11 p.m.

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