zombie boobies

Since my script-like entries seem to soar on the wings of talent eagles, I present...:

ZOMBIE #1

Braaaaains!

ZOMBIE #2

Brains! Brains!

ZOMBIE #3

Tiiiiiiiiiits!

ZOMBIE #1

Ti...wait, what did you say?

ZOMBIE #3

Um, tits.

ZOMBIE #2

You some kind of pervert?

ZOMBIE #3

Why?? What�s wrong with tits?!

ZOMBIE #2

Tits, Reggie? Please. We�re zombies.

ZOMBIE #3

Seriously, hold up, what�s wrong with tits? Whatever, let's so eat some arms.

ZOMBIE #1 and ZOMBIE #2

No.

THEE ENDE [halfway through writing this, I started laughing so hard...not because it's hi-larious (because it is not), but because "King of Pain" by The Police began playing and it a) scared the shit out of me and b) "King of Pain"? The hell?]

fell on 2004-06-08 at 10:51 p.m.

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