harps and ass

Mark, this is blessed with YES. I quote:

"Fuck, man. Consumerism is a necessary evil for American dicks like us. You have to buy shit! You have to sell shit! What else is there to do? Barter green onions for leather boots? Hand jobs for harpsichords? Wrestle the dead for a warm home and hearth? No, sir."

Handjobs for Harpsichords...I see a dream name for a non-profit to get reformed hookers into music therapy. Like Mr. Holland's Opus or maybe, what, Sister Act?, for whores ready to change their crotchy ways through good, sweet, Lord-lovin' tunemaking! Total yes.

ALSO!: MD, where are ye?! Driver down!

fell on 2004-06-03 at 5:32 p.m.

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