grain grammy

~~My New Song For Your Hungry Mouth~~

Sing it like you mean it, and I promise we will make a star of you, together:

CHEX DWARF

Isn't it rice?

Luring tiny grain squares

With a spoon, not a knife

(Repeat while swinging on a stripper pole and licking a gold-and-diamond, spoon-shaped microphone. If you can manage it, do that one-legged twisty thing on the pole, because it looks amazing. Then, release a milk waterfall on yourself and when you exit the stage you have to sneakily look over your shoulder, flick a few droplets of the milk, then whisper, "Still crispy." Got it? Do you need to warm-up? Go do some stretches in the corner.)

-Copyright 2002, By Me. Thanks to Marc Almond/Soft Cell (TM) for the official permissions. You guys are way nice!

NOTE: This is my second entry with a milk waterfall.

fell on 2002-10-21 at 10:01 p.m.

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